Sunday, October 30, 2011

Can It Be Healthy And Wealthy To Smoke Electric Cigarettes?

This is a question that needs some context. If you smoke tobacco, then yes it can be very healthy to smoke electric cigarettes. E cigs are specifically designed as nicotine replacement therapy, allowing you to continue absorbing the drug you crave without any of the harmful side effects present in its traditional method of delivery. The electric cigarette is a genuine tool for addicts, a rehabilitation program you can carry in your handbag or stick in a pocket.

All medical products, or products intended for use in a basically medical sphere (in this case addiction control with a view to future rehabilitation) need to be sold to the correct market. For that reason it is necessary to mention the following caveat: it is absolutely not healthy to smoke electric cigarettes if you have never smoked. There’s no point anyway. Nicotine addiction is yesterday’s news. There’s bound to be a new trendy addiction come along to take its place – but for now e cigs are all about getting the last of the dinosaurs off the drug that used to be popular and is now pretty much reviled all over.

The sole purpose of electric cigarettes is to get all us poor nicotine addicts away from the cancer crutches that will be our grave. They are healthier than actual tobacco cigarettes by orders of magnitude. They contain none of the carcinogens or additives that regular tobacco smoke holds. They will allow us to take our nicotine without withering our lungs, filling our hearts with fat and killing all the sperm in our testicles.

E cigs contain the bare minimum of ingredients, in their E liquid. Everything in E liquid is fit for human use and overall you’re looking at an average of 1,000 times less constituents in E liquid vapour than there are in cigarette smoke.

The only actively harmful thing in the smoke you get from electric cigarettes is nicotine. Nicotine is not good for you, it’s a poison. Anyone who is used to smoking cigarettes, though, has built up a natural tolerance of the poison – so the nicotine in the e cigs is no more harmful to them that it was in tobacco, only with e cigs there are no carcinogenic or antisocial side effects.

Smoking the electronic cigarette is certainly socially healthier than smoking a tobacco cigarette. Noticed how girls or boys, whichever you like, have started shying away from you when you come back inside the bar after you’ve staggered out for a quick fag? There’s a reason for that, a reason I know all too well. You stink. You smell like a cross between an ashtray and the rim of an undersea volcano.

Electric cigarettes will let you get your hit without having to smell to do so. Your breath won’t be affected. Your clothes will no longer reek like a bonfire. And your friends will stop berating you for honking up the place when they’re all trying to have a good time.

The social acceptance of e cigs is backed up by a legality that can make using them quite a lot of fun. It’s perfectly legal to inhale vapour from an e cig in any public place, no matter what the smoking laws. So you even get to feel a bit like an outlaw even though you’re not.

For anyone who smokes, electric cigarettes are thousands of times healthier. If you’ve ever wished you could smoke without worrying about dying, this is your chance.

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